Dude gets a boner from the lambo, he forgets all about the pole.

Were the knockoff Sean John t-shirts really worth the blood on your hands?

Looks like an out of control car went up the side walk and hit unlucky ladies and kids in a strollers.

Dude worked days to finish this sand castle and the female reporter ruins it in just 1 second.

That's what you get for making that boring crap.

Well at least one of them gets knocked the fuck out.

She walks full speed into a bathroom stall.

That covered pissing himself in his pants pretty well.

She may be the biggest slut in town but this dude just doesn't know when to say when...

Ouch, now take off your shirt, we have to check for injuries...

The time he accidentally left his cruiser's sirens on doesn't seem all that bad anymore. Owned.

Well duh! But this guy tried to pull a fast one, too bad it's on camera.

On paper they look the same, but come on what can beat a Veyron. Too bad the camera man is retarded.

Kid flings an iron at his mother and throws her downstairs.

You don't see a head on like that everyday, what a moron.

Who cares I wouldn't mind falling on her ass.

They are real men, they beat the reindeer with a shovel.

Maybe next time hold it differently.

How drunk must this person actually be to hit the front and back of the car before leaving.

Just pop his collar and get him an orange tan. Then he'll just blend in with the rest of New Jersey.

At this rate she'll have three kids and multiple unexplainable itches.

1. the care is beamed up by a UFO. 2. It lands on it's back.

The power of menstruating truly is unlimited.

He became so angry the new anchor even got scared.

This is pretty damn weird.

Wow, that thing is pretty fucking fast.

This ended the guy's career as a thief but started his career as a rapper.

I cant imagine his crime but wow, this kid has to be 12 years old. Barbarity at its most ignorant.

I'm not a doctor but that doesn't look good.

So how did they think that was gonna work out.