I don't know what's worse. Getting 1-punched in front of thirty people, or a girl with balloons in her hands mashing your passed out ball sac.
That's the last crossing they'll ever take.
...and fucking dead.
Here's a howto video showing how to get rid of that one night stand the following morning.
Listen closely for the sound her vagina makes when hitting the floor. That's the sound of sloppy seconds turning into fantastic firsts.
This turns out to be a gunfight without bullets.
Your standoff gets no respect. Pretty safe bet they were bullshitting you about the private jet, too.
Dumb criminal thought they had normal glass at police stations.
Next time don't forget to check on those screws.
He came so close, but he didn't make it.
Don't want to be an organ donor? Don't use public transportation. It's that simple.
Hey face, meet table.
Not since White Castle started serving Chicken and Waffle sliders has Tyrone "2ton" Bigguns been so surprised.
The girl in the middle/back is very quiet. I wonder how many orgasms she had.
I hate folk who think if they don't look at a car it won't hit them!
Pedestrians sent flying by out of control car.
Damn these pedestrians really fucked up this drivers day.
Getting that spare was easy, there where only three pins left.
That and being aborted at the age of 29 is what you get for living in the motherland.
It seems if you're anywhere near a road in Russia you are never safe.
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