What if American Psycho wasn't set in 1980s New York but instead was relocated to modern-day Hipsterville, UK?
American Eagle Outfitters are set to invade and launch in the UK and 'It Girl' Daisy Lowe has been selected to spearhead the attack on British fashion.
Twenty-nine people escaped with minor injuries after an open-top bus carrying footballers toppled over in Brazil.
Judging by their freaking out, I don't think these people are storm chasers.
Any guy who says "It's about to get nuclear", you just know it's all going to end with a taser.
Unfortunately, she was only supposed to do one.
Idiot goes mental when his remote plane crashes.
Now learn to stick the landing better and you might get that spot on the Ukrainian gymnastics team.
It would have been so much better if Vin Diesel did it.
Probably can't blame her, as I'd be snappy too if I was looking more and more like Jabba The Hut as I aged.
Senseless violence is never funny. But when it happens to someone else it starts to be.
One day racial tensions will be gone. But it sure as hell won't happen 4 people into a waiting list for deep fried mcnuggets.
All those eel in the butt movies make sense to me now. They make a product for chicks like this. I think it's called a noose.
Good news men, just minor cuts and bruises. Bad news, you're Kenyans.
One time I made a joke about wanting to see Sloth from The Goonies have an orgasm. Now I regret it.
The Motherland continues to be a fantastic place. As long as I never have to fly, drive or walk in it. Ever.
That has to be one awesome trip.
And then flees the scene thinking he's going to get away with it. As if hunting down a douchebag in a $150,000 car is hard to do.
Because it's a Ferrari...
The cops love being called about bushes.
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