Where is Mcguyver when you need him, he would've made a big crane out of two straws, a cup, and a small asian to lift the dolphin back in in no time.
I would've done exactly the same thing if I was behind her.
Wow she can take 6 cocks at once.
Cheaper then home abortions, and nowhere near as painful.
How she delivers these hilarious lines without screaming with laughter, that's the real talent in this video.
I don't know if this is possible, but she managed to do it.
All in the name of peace off course.
She lost her cooter riding a scooter!
I think she must have been shaved because that was a pathetic attempt.
Not to be outdone by the abundance of vaginas enjoying the sun that day, this dipshit had to go and show his off.
Her ass is strong enough to snap off dicks.
You guessed it, a shit load of drugs.
Conclusion, they can't drive. Jus admit it women you can't drive just as men admit they weren't born for ironing and cleaning.
She likes posing slutty for me and the internet.
Anyone can ride a scooter, right?
Mechanical bull takes down a cutie pie.
And this video shows you way...
She's drunk as hell but not a bad move. However I still say the best time to attack someone is mid-shit.
Girl is fatally hit by car, crossing the road.
I bet she's used to getting those money shots in the ass.
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