That security guard needs his own security guard to protect him from stupidity.
Yo dude you forgot your gun, it's on the floor next to the toys.
...has it's benefits.
Don't ask me, I don't know what the fuck just happened.
I guess the photographer now believes in god!
Damn this guy never new what hit him, if he finds out it was a 14 year old kid he aint gonna live it down.
Yup they should never ever be aloud, it ain't working.
Their prostitutes are so much funner than our prostitutes. Just watching this video it's like my mom's welfare check is already spent before it hits the mailbox.
Life ain't a piece of cake when gravity and gravy are your personal arch-enemies.
She was killed instantly and one man was wounded in the belly, Ukraine.
Steve Miller predicted this would happen and wrote a tune to it: Take The Money and Run.
Lol, I haven't laughed so much in a long time.
Just like the story of Samson says, he'll lose his strength when he loses his hair, this security guard loses his strength when he loses his grill.
The guy was already down why kill him? Some people should just be executed on the spot when found.
Security for the Afghan president opens fire on people too close to the motorcade.
A security guard that offers no security, is like a German hooker that doesn't let you shit on her chest. It's false mother fucking advertising.
"it's like we're animals" bingo!
Captain kill-a-boner sure knows how to be a killjoy. Right before Becky is about to spread more herpes than a gathering of the Juggalos , he springs into action.
Of course "sexual assault" is a relative term. One that I would definitely side with if I had to pat down Joe Dipshit and find his uncooked sausage staring at me.
Buy an extra chair or eat less fatty boom boy.
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