This moped is pumping out way too much horsepower for this loser!
Pretty dumb but very effective.
And her new front fork and band aid.
Mopeds and douchebags, always a bad combo.
And mocked by an Internet world he'll never know outside of emails about dead African princes. Everything comes full circle.
She must have seen some dirty dishes at the bottom of the hill.
If she would have just stayed home and "moped" the kitchen floor this would never have happened.
Driving a fancy moped like that you have to show what you are worth.
Judging by that dismount, she's probably one of those "take 45 minutes to parallel park and still get it wrong" kind of girls.
It's the law....
Well that's one way to cool your smokin' hot ass down.
How the hell did he not see these two girls crossing the street.
Best game of jump the donkey ever!
Hey equal opportunity is great, but you unless you're a ravenous animal the likes of Rosie O'Donnell, you can't snap a bone cooking over a stove.
Gorgeous babes shooting their loads.
See a penny, pick it up, then a bunch of strangers in bunny costumes come out of nowhere and scare the crap out of you - WTF!?!
I'd say something to defend her, but I can't jerk off and be compassionate at the same time. It confuses my penis.
How much is too much, when it comes to hotties?
The future of our country. I'm so proud.
From strolling to flying, must be awesome.
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