I know where i'm moving to.

If the first girl's exposed tampon string doesn't get your boner to maximum hardness, the hottie turning the street corn...

Why don't they just stay in the kitchen.

So if you were thinking it was gonna be another day of you surfing the web and filling your mind with useful info, think...

I think she must have been shaved because that was a pathetic attempt.

Luckily Drew Carey was there to drink her anguished tears. Sort of.

There's some ugly bitches in porn.

Why?!

I don't think that girl in the middle shaking/claping her ass realizes she doesn't have an ass to clap, gtf back to the ...

What a complete sissy.

Every year more than 7 aspiring body builders under 130 lbs are killed by synthetic injections. The rest are done in by ...

Wow I wouldn't want her riding my dick.

And it's coming for all of us. Be prepared.

Reasons this is a million times better than the Kardashian "fuck" video? No Kim Kardashian, and actual sex transpires in...

What the fuck why would you wanna be part of that.

Why aren't they playing on their smartphones and tablets.

Postal worker screws descent looking chick.

Share yours!

Many kids rely on essential services which is now planned to cut on.

With stegosauruses like Kirstie Alley on our versions of the show, lets all take a moment and thank fuck this behavior i...

I think she is trying to wiggle semen out of her vagina.

What was this woman thinking? Instead of pumping gas into her vehicle, she decides to use it as a windshield cleaner!

Pretty looking chicks pole breaks in half.

We've all been to Luzaville at some point in our lives...

There's something special about these moments when your offspring not only watch it happen LIVE, but set it up to begin ...

...to do donuts. Dammit black people. That's no example to set for your 18.5 kids.

"Boring" isn't a word in her vocabulary.

Extremely affordable furniture, meatballs as far as the eye can see - I understand the reasons for popping wood in this ...

He needs nothing more than a piano and his voice to create an ambient and sublime rendition.

Chick shits on isle 2! We need clean up, now.