...in a Russian Burger King.

How it is, and how your girlfriend thinks it is.

Dude can't drive luckily the audi driver could.

When you see it you'll shit bricks.

Chris Wheeler bucking the orchestral stereotype to create a new type of music for a new type of audience.

While she was making an ass of herself, her groom was banging her maid of honor.

Strong...........but also gay.

I'd give her a mortal kombat leg sweep and drive over her on my way off.

My dreamgirl she ignores me all day and cooks dinner.

Everybody in London was shitting their pants, but all was not quite as it seemed...

Don't you just hate em?

WARNING: This girl is strange, if you see her. RUN!

A wolf roaming the streets of London in plain sight. Foxes beware, you may have some competition.

Pizza delivery man didn't expect free pussy.

Damn, wish I was still in college.

Cause their shit is broken even before you buy it.

What a douchebags they need to be punished pretty damn hard.

Number one rule in insurance fraude, don't film it.

When you've got that sort of arsenal between your legs, that's really a game changer.

Never ever try to stop batman on a mission.

How is anyone supposed to get any work done when this is going on?

So, you've had that first date, you've enjoyed the movie

Wow some dudes are very easy to please!

Which one you like most?

This is a story of two groins drawn to each other across the vastness of space-time.

I have no clue, wtf is this shit?!

Siri for the iphone 4S is pretty nice but not in these situations.

That's not how you are supposed to wash a brand new Mercedes CLS 500.

You never know what lies in store for you when you go out on a date.

When she needs it just give it too her.