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 <description>Macho Videos for Macho People</description>
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 <title>Movie style knife fight</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Movie_style_knife_fight_25369/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/5745_knife.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Older lady stabs the shit out young girl.</p>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 16:05:18 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/5745_knife.jpg</image>
<tags>Movie style knife fight</tags>
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 <title>Wedding car crash</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Wedding_car_crash_25366/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/6778_wed.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>I dont know how but he did it.</p>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 16:00:40 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/6778_wed.jpg</image>
<tags>Wedding car crash</tags>
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 <title>Bottle vs. bouncer</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Bottle_vs_bouncer_25364/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/1447_bounce.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Yup even bouncers are no match for a bottle on the head.</p>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:59:47 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/1447_bounce.jpg</image>
<tags>Bottle vs. bouncer</tags>
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 <title>Trio attack one girl</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Trio_attack_one_girl_25363/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/sprint.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Three vicious girls attack one cute chick.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:58:39 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/sprint.jpg</image>
<tags>Trio attack one girl</tags>
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 <title>Parents lose baby</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Parents_lose_baby_25361/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/parents.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Parents of the year lose baby on intersection.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:57:20 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/parents.jpg</image>
<tags>Parents lose baby</tags>
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 <title>Anchor busted</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Anchor_busted_25360/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/1437_busted.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Blondy busted on live tv redoing her thong.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:56:46 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/1437_busted.jpg</image>
<tags>Anchor busted thong sexy</tags>
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 <title>Car explodes</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Car_explodes_25358/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/5270_gas.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Dude fails at pumping petrol makes a pretty huge explosion.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:54:40 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/5270_gas.jpg</image>
<tags>Car explodes</tags>
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 <title>Biggest asshole in Egypt</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Biggest_asshole_in_Egypt_25356/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/3826_asshole.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>He claims to be a protege of Remi Gaillard, but I can guarantee youd want to fill his butthole up with dynamite long before the Frenchman if he did this shit to you.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:52:59 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/3826_asshole.jpg</image>
<tags>Biggest asshole in Egypt</tags>
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 <title>Lamborghini show off fail </title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Lamborghini_show_off_fail__25354/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/1381_lambo.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Its too bad having a lot of money doesnt teach you how to drive.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:13:28 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/1381_lambo.jpg</image>
<tags>Lamborghini show off fail </tags>
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 <title>Chick falls off balcony</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Chick_falls_off_balcony_25352/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/6348_story.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Blonde cuty takes a one story dive.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:11:02 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/6348_story.jpg</image>
<tags>Chick falls off balcony</tags>
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 <title> Jaguar overtake crash</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/_Jaguar_overtake_crash_25350/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/jgauar.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Anticipating traffic is pretty damn important.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:09:38 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/jgauar.jpg</image>
<tags> Jaguar overtake crash</tags>
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 <title>How not to mount a horse </title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/How_not_to_mount_a_horse__25348/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/9731_kick.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Short clip of crazy dude trying to jump on a horse from behind.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:08:26 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/9731_kick.jpg</image>
<tags>How not to mount a horse </tags>
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 <title>Crazy bitch attacks</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Crazy_bitch_attacks_25346/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/6767_beach.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Until I see an ad to be Tila Tequilas underwear on Craigslist, this bitch just climbed to the top of the list of shit I will never do</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:06:47 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/6767_beach.jpg</image>
<tags>Crazy bitch attacks</tags>
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 <title>Instant payback</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Instant_payback_25343/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/7284_karma.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Thats strange. Usually getting run over by a 3,000 lb vehicle is completely unprovoked in Russia.</p>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:04:14 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/7284_karma.jpg</image>
<tags>Instant payback accident kick fight</tags>
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 <title>599 GTO crash</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/599_GTO_crash_25341/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/7524_599.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Hardest side impact crash Ive ever seen.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:01:11 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/7524_599.jpg</image>
<tags>599 GTO crash</tags>
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 <title> Painful teeth-first dive</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/_Painful_teethfirst_dive_25339/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/8607_teeth.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Dentures before you own a 4-wheeled vehicle Good luck explaining that to the prostitute you lose your virginity to.</p>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 13:46:54 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/8607_teeth.jpg</image>
<tags>Painful teeth-first dive</tags>
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 <title>Whore doesnt get her way</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Whore_doesnt_get_her_way_25337/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/4904_whore.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Who said chivalry is dead</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 13:45:22 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/4904_whore.jpg</image>
<tags>whore way accident baseball pitch</tags>
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 <title>Dude versus cargo</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Dude_versus_cargo_25335/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/7819_cargo.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Steep streets can be a pain in the ass sometimes.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 13:44:07 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/7819_cargo.jpg</image>
<tags>Dude versus cargo</tags>
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 <title>Idiot doesnt make roof-pool jump</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Idiot_doesnt_make_roofpool_jump_25332/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/5799_pool.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>What a nonconformist that doesnt play by anyone elses rules. I bet his Misfit stickers are going to look stellar on his wheelchair.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 13:40:42 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/5799_pool.jpg</image>
<tags>Idiot doesnt make roof-pool jump</tags>
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 <title>Kimbo dominates in boxing</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Kimbo_dominates_in_boxing_25330/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/7723_kimbo.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>One more inexperienced hobo that crawled himself up from the boxcars down, 50 more to go to make mainstream media care about him again.</p>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 13:38:47 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/7723_kimbo.jpg</image>
<tags>Kimbo dominates in boxing</tags>
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 <title>Spit in the face</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Spit_in_the_face_25329/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/9166_spit.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Lama spits drunk russian in the face hard</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 13:36:38 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/9166_spit.jpg</image>
<tags>Spit in the face</tags>
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 <title>Best cosplay suit ever</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Best_cosplay_suit_ever_25328/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/irom.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Dude comes to cosplay convention with a full working iron man suite.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 13:35:57 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/irom.jpg</image>
<tags>Best cosplay suit ever</tags>
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 <title>No dodging here</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/No_dodging_here_25326/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/1531_evade.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Chick could not evade car stopping on the intersection.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 13:33:43 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/1531_evade.jpg</image>
<tags>No dodging here accident crash</tags>
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 <title>Expensive Mercedes crash</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Expensive_Mercedes_crash_25322/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/2301_merc.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Thats a waste of a perfectly good car.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 21:54:08 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/2301_merc.jpg</image>
<tags>Expensive Mercedes crash</tags>
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 <title>Girl gets her face bashed</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Girl_gets_her_face_bashed_25320/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/2680_bash.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Next to itchy skin, herpes and having money stolen - this is the 1 reason to avoid contact with a slutty girl at the height of her drunkenness.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 21:51:05 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/2680_bash.jpg</image>
<tags>Girl gets her face bashed</tags>
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 <title>Ridiculous crash</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Ridiculous_crash_25318/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/7084_crash.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Car goes flying after ridiculous crash.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 21:46:46 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/7084_crash.jpg</image>
<tags>Ridiculous crash</tags>
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 <title>Insane tram crash</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Insane_tram_crash_25316/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/5697_tram.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Ridiculous tram crash, it takes out three cars at once.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 21:45:12 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/5697_tram.jpg</image>
<tags>Insane tram crash</tags>
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 <title>R8 owner flips passing car</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/R8_owner_flips_passing_car_25315/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/7973_audi.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>And then flees the scene thinking hes going to get away with it. As if hunting down a douchebag in a 150,000 car is hard to do.</p>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 21:44:34 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/7973_audi.jpg</image>
<tags>R8 owner flips passing car</tags>
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 <title>Dude vs. ceiling</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Dude_vs_ceiling_25314/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/7784_ceiling.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Gay dancer punches a hole in the ceiling with his head.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 21:42:05 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/7784_ceiling.jpg</image>
<tags>Dude vs. ceiling</tags>
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 <title>Gang member sent FLYING</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Gang_member_sent_FLYING_25311/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/9093_gang.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>That looks like it sucks. But a night of drinking that doesnt end in unplanned pregnancy is still pretty a-okay in my book.</p>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 22:15:47 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/9093_gang.jpg</image>
<tags>Gang member sent FLYING</tags>
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 <title>Balls to the face</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Balls_to_the_face_25309/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/4560_ball.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Not her personal best in 5 minutes or less. But in her defense there wasnt one bottle of tequila in sight.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 22:14:06 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/4560_ball.jpg</image>
<tags>Balls to the face</tags>
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 <title>Punk choose the wrong store</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Punk_choose_the_wrong_store_25307/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/3950_store.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>The slower they are, the easier it is to tattoo a Nike logo to their forehead.</p>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 22:12:49 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/3950_store.jpg</image>
<tags>Punk choose the wrong store</tags>
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 <title>First time fighter fail</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/First_time_fighter_fail_25305/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/bsg.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>This should keep his psychiatrist swimming in BMWs for the next 5 years.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 22:08:15 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/bsg.jpg</image>
<tags>First time fighter fail</tags>
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 <title>Brutal hit</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Brutal_hit_25303/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/9163_hit.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Dude takes air like never seen before...</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 23:49:26 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/9163_hit.jpg</image>
<tags>Brutal hit</tags>
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 <title>Prank leads to ultra rage</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Prank_leads_to_ultra_rage_25301/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/1145_prank.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Best bullying Ive ever seen and he got away with it.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 23:47:52 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/1145_prank.jpg</image>
<tags>Prank leads to ultra rage</tags>
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 <title>Bus passenger rage</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Bus_passenger_rage_25299/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/Naamloos_3.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Stupid kid blocks bus for fun. The passengers are not amused.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 23:42:51 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/Naamloos_3.jpg</image>
<tags>Bus passenger rage</tags>
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 <title>Fire department demo fail</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Fire_department_demo_fail_25297/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/mondeo.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>I dont know how but my guess is this is a relative of K.I.T.T.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 23:41:11 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/mondeo.jpg</image>
<tags>Fire department demo fail</tags>
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 <title>Douchebag alert</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Douchebag_alert_25296/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/2705_horse.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Thank god he took a hard faceplant.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 23:38:57 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/2705_horse.jpg</image>
<tags>Douchebag alert horse fail</tags>
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 <title>Show off fail</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Show_off_fail_25293/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/2862_show.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Dumbshit fails miserably at impressing girls</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 23:34:08 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/2862_show.jpg</image>
<tags>Show off fail</tags>
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 <title>Party slut smashed by car</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Party_slut_smashed_by_car_25291/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/1476_party.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Son of a bitch. He stole my pickup line.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 11:35:15 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/1476_party.jpg</image>
<tags>Party slut smashed by car</tags>
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 <title>Cute girl fails</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Cute_girl_fails_25289/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/7583_model.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Wannabe model, but still pretty damn hot falls in the water.</p>
]]></description>
 <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 11:34:17 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/7583_model.jpg</image>
<tags>Cute girl fails</tags>
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 <title>Ridiculous self defense demo</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Ridiculous_self_defense_demo_25287/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/9241_demo.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>This has to be the weirdest self defense demo in the world of self defense demos.</p>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 11:32:42 GMT</pubDate>
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<tags>Ridiculous self defense demo</tags>
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 <title>Trainer pisses off wrong Lion</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Trainer_pisses_off_wrong_Lion_25285/</link>
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<p>Keep a 500 lb animal in a cage all day for months at a time and youre sure to face the consequences. My mom still refuses to make pancakes for me.</p>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 11:28:55 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/5202_zoo.jpg</image>
<tags>Trainer pisses off wrong Lion</tags>
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 <title>Scooter crashes hard</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Scooter_crashes_hard_25284/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/3882_scooter.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>He crashes so hard he needs the entire street to come to a stop.</p>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 11:28:04 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/3882_scooter.jpg</image>
<tags>Scooter crashes hard</tags>
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 <title>Vespa club fail</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Vespa_club_fail_25281/</link>
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<p>Never bring a knife to a gun fight.</p>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 11:26:08 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/3548_vespa.jpg</image>
<tags>Vespa club fail</tags>
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 <title>Chick pisses her pants</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Chick_pisses_her_pants_25279/</link>
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<p>She was so close but she couldnt hold it anymore</p>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 11:31:05 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/9429_piss.jpg</image>
<tags>Chick pisses her pants</tags>
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 <title>Pregnant bitch wants fight</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Pregnant_bitch_wants_fight_25277/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/1846_preg.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Shes not even a mom yet but she already one the mother of the year award</p>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 11:29:48 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/1846_preg.jpg</image>
<tags>Pregnant bitch wants fight</tags>
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 <title>He cant take a girl punch</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/He_cant_take_a_girl_punch_25275/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/8356_punch.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Theres a word for guys like him. And Tampax has been using it to sell shit for decades now.</p>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 11:28:04 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/8356_punch.jpg</image>
<tags>girl punch ko dude sleep</tags>
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 <title>Beta testing fails miserably</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Beta_testing_fails_miserably_25272/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/3802_beta.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Its possible the crash broke someones internals, thus stopping all chances of this penis car going into production... but we can only hope.</p>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 11:26:03 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/3802_beta.jpg</image>
<tags>Beta testing fails miserably</tags>
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 <title>Threaten yourself in the right lane</title>
 <link>http://www.machovideo.com/video/Threaten_yourself_in_the_right_lane_25271/</link>
 <description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/9947_gun.jpg' width='160' height='95' border='0' />
<p>Dude pulls a gun to get in the right lane.</p>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 11:25:23 GMT</pubDate>
 <image>http://www.machovideo.com/thumbs/9947_gun.jpg</image>
<tags>pull gun threat razy suv</tags>
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