'I'm so fucking stupid I did not see all the rocks on the road'.

Brazil: a great place to visit unless you value your life.

I think she pooped herself.

I didn't care for the stick fight, these chicks are hot.

Excuse me sir there is something stuck on your front bumper, you might wanna take a look at it.

I bet that will hurt when he's gonna take a shit..

Some of these have been around a while but they make me laugh every time, very funny!

Insecure cop, thinks every biker is a dangerous hells angels member.

She just straight up skipped the small talk and got down to what really matters.

I'm guessing he's not that happy with the HP client support.

Here’s a pretty fucking weird story straight from the fucking gutter.

Palestinian kids show calls for the death of Americans,Jews,Danes and other infidels.

Nothing like getting the thumbs up and then getting knocked down.

This crash is so lame it belongs in a looney tunes cartoon.

I think this ass speaks for itself.

Technology obviously does not come with emotional intelligence. this is just cruel.

They thought they could get away with that.

They were just trying to help him fit in. Adding a little bit of red to his yellow jumpsuit should turn it a nice shade ...

After watching this it made me realize what we do to ginger kids isn't so bad.

Stun gunning a chubby chick is the fastest way to make bacon, but you have to make sure you don't get thong stuck in you...

No ring girls were harmed during this post fight interview.

Bar visitor takes out two robbers.

Don't hide it girl I know it hurt. I can see it in your eyes.

No pressure, he only has about 10.000 gallons of higly flammable stuff in the tank.

...using Huge cranes.

Delivering pizza can be difficult, you have to know when to apply brakes.

She's studying abroad for school but her hungry little vagina wasn't left at home this time...

This is what happens when news stations hire dumb blondes instead of competent people.

I bet she lasts a long time in bed.

Bodybuilder thought injecting steriods in his muscle would gain better results, guess again.