I bet that will hurt when he's gonna take a shit..

She walks full speed into a bathroom stall.

How drunk must this person actually be to hit the front and back of the car before leaving.

She gave away a pretty nice show until she failed miserably.

You know what they say. The family that kicks ass together fills out restraining orders together.

These are the left overs from a flashmob, they happen to be female.

Chick is so wasted she falls when pulling up her pants.

If I got ahold of this woman, I'm not sure what I would do. But cutting off her breasts and stuffing them in her vagina ...

Drinking and sitting on fences don't mix.

Now she's asking for it!

If it was my car, he would be dead now!

Their kids will be so proud, cause this will be on the internet for ever.

I would say this knocked her teeth out, but I'm pretty sure the HIV took care of that years ago.

With enough alcohol in your body, a bitch slap is all it takes.

Never get high on your own supply.

Drunk as hell and still climbing a ladder.

The building management really needs to fix the elevator.

My penis and my brain had opposite views on how to rate this video.

Obviously drunk Mariah Carey gives a ridiculous speech at award show.

Well at least he was too drunk to realise he died.

I'm not surprised they are probably the most retarded drunk girls I've ever seen.

Thank god he was wearing his safety vest.

Drunk Idiot acting stupid thats going to hurt when he sobers up.

Once again thanks to Jack who deactivated the new tactical "Greenthree-x230" Nuclear device we are all safe.

Shane was drunk and wanted to get home quick. He rammed about 50 cars on a 30 mile trip and has to pay 500k.

She runs full speed into an open door.

A woman stole an ambulance from the hospital and drove it to another city, and when they caught her, she had a simple ex...

After a few wodka's no karate kick is too high for this dude.

Rule of thumb: One ugly girl is the combat equivalent of four hot girls. Chasse kick, FTW!

I love when drunk chicks piss themselves, I love when they take pictures and videotape the shit even more.