And that was the last time he demanded a happy ending massage from his sister.

He's using alot of it, hilarious.

....and as dead as he can get.

Judging by their clothes it's probably a normal thing in the gay scene.

So THAT's what a bug on the highway feels like.

He's in luck, well maybe not as lucky as he thinks.

Two thugs beat and robbed the old man, he put up a good fight.

I bet he doesn't get laid again for a while after this nasty violation.

She was probably from Jersey so this may be understandable.

This guy is the unluckiest dude in the world.

It's all about equal rights until someone needs plastic surgery.

why look for the father if that's the best bunch of guys you can come up with.

Don't you just love you family.

If the economy doesn’t beat you down, people getting screwed by the economy will do it for you.

She destroys his manhood, and this is all he does to retaliate? No wonder he only had 95 lbs on the bar.

I almost said it was worth it when he said he had to play the SIMS but even that wasn't worth this kind of brutality. ...

Mexican fat dude gets his head chopped off with wires.

Don't mind me, I am just gassing up my slab of concrete.

If acid trips make you talk to god then I have a few friends that must be prophets by now.

If I had known this was in the Guinness book I would have taken gym class more seriously.

I hope this fight isn't over that girl, because anyone who has been to Vegas will tell you, there are plenty of fat wh...

I like how he looked around as if the robbers would be in the area.

And here I thought the only way to bend your arm into a shape like that was to blindly ride a skateboard off a roof. M...

This guy amazingly is still conscious with a large knife sticking out of his skull.

Because sometimes one sucker punch just doesn't get the job done.

Barack Obama was elected by mostly black racists and guilty white people on fox news.

Never ever try to save money on a cheap constructor.

And this my friends is why tasers were invented.

You are so asking for it when crossing streets like that.

He's not getting laid every again, but in this case it might actually be a good thing.