Does insurance cover being inbred?

'I'm so fucking stupid I did not see all the rocks on the road'.

So how did they think that was gonna work out.

Just label the damn tape bitch or introduce him yourself.

In the states they would take every safety measure. That's not the case in Brazil.

Dumbass driver crashes head on with bus.

I Think it's time they put some blades on the bottom of those trains.

Can't exactly say he did a bad job, I mean he definitely lit the place up!

Way to look cool in front of your friends!

Arnold Schwarzenegger is really good at finding dumbells.

This dudes phone rings and he mistakes the iron for his phone.

There is a reason they don't have crocodiles at petting zoo's. This is it.

I guess when you're already that dumb you have nothing to lose in terms of brain cells.

Filling up petrol while having a smoke, not a very good idea.

And they say blondes are dumb.

I say leave the little dumbass their until he's learned a lesson about fat little white kids not being able to jump like...

The idea of Jessican Simpson being a rocket scientist seems feasible after watching this.

Scientists claim that the Russian stray dogs are the smartest dogs in the world, except maybe for this one.

And UP goes the unemployment rate...

Some stupid chick mistakes the gas for the break and plows into a bunch of women with baby strollers.

Apparently she was so drunk she thought the lighter was whispering a secret to her.

I'm not a gun expert but isn't leaning backwards weighing not more than 100 pounds gonna drop you to the ground hard? ...

That would've been a better question.

Stop the search, we have just found the soundtrack to the Darwin Awards!

After showing off for McDonald's Drive-Thru customers, this guy eats some serious pavement.

I didn't know they made a Wii Sports game for the special Olympics.

Something tells me this dumbass drunk girl is used to waking up regretting the night before.

After 18 beers and 4 tequila shots Adam really believed he could build a hot freshman girl named Eve out of two of his...

She didn't even have a car either. Now there's no excuse.

Seriously can you name another species that pulls crap like that for fun or to look cool?