First time on his brand new scooter and the kid kills himself. Let this be a lesson when he reincarnates.

I'd kill her and put her in the overhead baggage. When shit hits the fan she's a hazard.

Can you tell that it's her first time doing this?

Amateurs to the rescue. If he didn't have a broken back yet he has one now.

Damn that's gotta be a new record. It's only been three months of classes.

Amateur couple make use of their camcorder and go to town between classes.

Ok maybe not but just imagine if it were true...until then enjoy these slutty porn babes.

Here face will never look the same again.

Now that's using your head. Two breakdancers hit each others head hard.

ok maybe not but just imagine if it were true...until then enjoy these slutty porn babes.

She must really take her role seriously.

His first time, how cute, maybe the 12 inch GASH on his leg will have him choose a new career?

You see those legs? There used to be a bike between them!

It's not his fault really. Those walls come out of nowhere sometimes.

The really embarrassing thing is that her 1000th time driving will not be any better.

Sadly she isn't the only one in her group of friends that knows what horse ass taste like.

These chicks are hot what a waste they are taken out of the hetero pool.

It was still a more accurate free throw then Shaq has ever thrown.

And I thought only old people did shit like that.

Well, now I know who not to call if my house is burning down. That can't be the right way to open one of those.

Who knew that such violence could occur and a burn out art convention?

I give him a 9 for creativity and having the balls to do it.

It's great getting your license and having the independence to drive off into the sunset and the big wide world.

Nature is always good to weed out the people we really don't want multiplying.

Even after getting your head split in half, when Vanilla Ice is playing, you find a way to run away.

I guess if you're stupid enough to attempt this, then you're stupid enough to not check for ice 3 inchess below the su...

Typical rich world luxury problem. Too many choices, go left? go right? what to do. In a third world country that woul...

He must have just missed the three for one special at Popeye's to make him mad enough to break check a damn kid on a s...

And boy can you get any less lucky with your grinding subject.

Alright way to go playa I get it, he's using the feel-sorry-nurture-me approach on this girl. In the pocket!