Wave goodbye to your relaxing fun vacation on the ocean.

Well, at least the culinary skills he learned working in the kitchen aren't going to complete waste.

And thus, the biggest hoe on the block found out that an unlocked door could be the end of her allowance.

The first rule of owning a classic car like this 1967 Shelby Cobra is women are only allowed to sit in the passenger sea...

Hit the little bastard again and kick him in the bean bag....

AND when the owner of the car returned he saw that he'd also gotten a ticket for an expired meter.

"Hey Darlene, I wonder what this button does...Cool, free car wash!".

Next time, he's just going to go with the mild sauce.

Yes? 911? There was a double collision, and it was awesome!

And the lesson is don't block the tracks cause it will keep on going.

Compilation of spoiled bitches and their presents, turn the volume down, it's scream time.

What kind of treat do you give him after that catch?

Nothing beats a good beating after a nice night of beats in the club.

Finishing Chinese Democracy has given Axl Rose plenty of free time for pursuing his other interests.

If the clerk had only accepted that the woman was a size 12 when she insisted it, this transaction might have gone very ...

Fake. If you play it in reverse she's actuall giving him food and taking pee from his sink. Therefore he pees in the sin...

Be a man and beat the shit out of her.

Apologies on the video quality here but this episode of Jersey Shore hasn't aired yet.

This chick seriously threatened the few brain cells she had left by bouncing her head off the floor. You don't have to b...

Sounds like her kids are there to witness the event as well.

The Vietnamese space program has gotten off to a great start.

Traffic cam shows two cars stopped at traffic lights when suddenly another vehicle flies down an embankment.

If LeeLoo Dallas got tit implants and started sucking off every guy within in a five mile radius, this would be her.

Damn girl u finna gots ta get yo's hurrr done.

If it's real it's awesome but something smells like viral over there.

Proof that no matter how many miles you clock up on your X-box driving in real life is just a little bit harder.

Everyone involved in this fight looks like their costume was "cheap ho."

In a dispute over a place in line, an irate man began pummeling a 16 year old girl. Given the clearly established "No Cu...

Maybe that's why british people have such bad teeth, the cops pound their faces in every time they get drunk after a soc...

These two truck drivers have some awesome airtime.