If brains were dynamite she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.

Yeah stupid bitch don't ever put your feet outside the car when the are about to slam the door shut.

Thank god her martial arts bodyguard took care of the paparazzi.

The dumb bitch fell on her face and hit her chin. Big deal but damn that's funny.

So what's new? Well nothing. As long as 'that's hot'.

Have you ever seen this girl sober? I only know her wasted.

Totally wasted Paris is sniffing coke again.

I don't know what she's on, but she's naked. That's more then enough for me.

Enjoy jail Paris hope to here from your sleazy stuff again soon.

I love Sarah Silverman, and I hate Paris Hilton....so this is fantastic.

I can imagine Paris saying something like this: \"Only poor people should go to jail, that\'s not hot\".

I love Paris Hilton, but her Shakira dance moves are as slick as a tree log.

She probably wipes her ass with those bills.

It\'s Paris Hilton making every geek\'s dream come true.

Everybody wants to be like Paris!!

It just kept getting harder and harder to watch. Tom Green doing what he does best.

Aaron and Nick got in to a fistfight on Monday the day before they are releasing there new reality hit on E!.

This guy is officially my hero in life. No words can describe the utter excitement and fulfilling feeling I get wa...

Tara Reid is so yesterday, but still very hot in a sleazy way!

Never noticed this part in the video!

Little kid craps on Paris Hilton while in the bath tub.

She is such an airhead, unbelievable! She can\'t even back up a car with the parktronic system!

Davis is dissing lindsay lohan on camera. Paris finds it very amusing!