It's too bad having a lot of money doesn't teach you how to drive.

Short clip of crazy dude trying to jump on a horse from behind.

Dumbshit fails miserably at impressing girls!

You need alot of money to pull this off.

This biker tries to show off and fails large.

This guy just cant stop laughing during this game show.

This pornstar hottie shows how it's done.

Wow was that his leg he lost there?

Nothing beats the body of a brazilian chick.

That was a pretty good try. Except, it wasn't at all. Now he eats his poptarts through a straw.

Man on too many Vicodin shows off his severed, still bleeding foot.

Pulling a wheelie at 100KPH in a packed stadium, yeah that's a great fucking idea.

Then the driver says, "Did you catch my drift?"

Trying to drift? Whatever it was he failed.

He was left with all jewelery and money in his wallet... which means this is still more civil than Detroit.

I kinda want to meet this girl. But in 30 years when her tits need bungee cords to stay above her waist. Best, retiremen...

What a complete douchebag. That serves him right.

We're talking about the British part. Girls forget about faceplants pretty quick.

Admittedly this would have been better with a equally detailed teabagging demonstration. But we'll take what we can get.

You break his spirit, he breaks your face. That's the rule when you cut in line at the local circle jerk.

Dumb dude in a Ferrari crashes hard.

This will kill any fantasy you've had about being in a house full of slutty women.

Chick is scared shitless and cries her brains out.

Parenting skills are definitely not something that comes naturally to everyone.

Check out this creepy canadian game show host trying to kiss girls on television. What a weirdo.

Well he did go out with a bang.

Here's how you put it on standby.

I was just waiting for them to start beating him with sticks and set him on fire.

Wow! I don't think those guys were expecting that at all.

They say that chivalry and manners are dead.She doesn't care.