Is this mofo drunk or what haha!

The cops thought they could arrest this dude without any hassle, his dog thought otherwise.

He may be shopping at Joe Rogan Inc. but it still doesn't give you the right to run your mouth on the internet.

Only a true master can carve eyebrows with a sword the size of your body.

Sometimes the result of rage doesn't quite work out.

They have a great system in Russia if you can beat the cop up you don't get the ticket...

Office sluts gives her boss the greatest Christmas gift of all.

Girlfriend falls off back of motorcycle....gets run over twice by dump truck.

After Jack Bauer retired from CTU, Chloe hooked him up with a sweet chauffeuring gig.

At first I thought he was chopping the kid's leg off. Guess he just whipped him with the flat side of the machete?

This happened in Mexico, he was probably trying to beat the pigflu out of her.

More like Satan's Babies... Oh snap!

Oops wrong Cayenne, who cares It's only a $450k Techart Magnum. They got the right one second try.

Photographer was so distracted by the hotties that she hits ceiling fan twice.

Being killed by a non lethal weapon is like being raped by a neutered dog. It's not what you expected to happen.

The tough cop couldn't even restrain a 90 lb female. Fail.

Twenty bucks says it tasted better then the moonshine he got lit up from earlier.

I bet that's the worst hangover those drunks will have. Oh well, they have 4 years in prison to get over it.

I've wanted to do this a few times... I can relate.

Amazing how he's hit and people just keep driving by...... He gets crushed when he's hit by the second car.

I doubt this guy ever led anymore riots after that blow.

If he was driving in New Jersey he would never have to worry about a left turn hurting him like that.

Pussy with retractable baby. Where do I get one.

Pussy with retractable baby. Where do I get one.

Belladonna demonstrates how true pornstars eat ice cream.

Hey let's do five years in prison for $500 in clothes, good plan.

Damn I always liked the red head but damn check out the ass on this spice girl.

We should all start a fund to get him a new wheelchair. And then make him do it again while sitting in it.

This guy goes crazy on his computer, he probably tried to get vista sp2 working.

This guy goes crazy on his computer, he probably tried to get vista sp2 working.