When you don't have the tools a saw will do.

Omg, this is disgusting!

It seems that turkey's enjoy exotic food once in a while.

Who gave you the cooties?! Just make this easier on yourself... we have ways of getting this information out of you.

When he tells you there's no mixing flavors at the slurpee machine allowed, then you better damn well know he means bu...

Well, that explains alot. They've all been dropped on their heads.

He probably couldn't see much other then a hairy mooley.

That is no stroke guys it happens right after he drinks the water. Hitman is at it again!

These members of the State of Indiana emergency rescue team do a breach of an entryway, but they use just a little too...