She destroys his manhood, and this is all he does to retaliate? No wonder he only had 95 lbs on the bar.

Because that is what friends are for.

I bet he has a really small penis and didn't feel a damn thing!

I'd love to do the same thing to her, the only problem is that kick will get my foot stuck.

She's got the moves of Chuck Norris and the mouth of Samuel L. Jackson.

I'd love to do the same thing to her, the only problem is that kick will get my foot stuck.

Hey whatever tickles your fancy.

He probably couldn't see much other then a hairy mooley.

Her brothers set up a prank with a baby mannequin, which looks like an alien and put in in her room while the girl jus...