To serve, protect and run over little kids.

Let me translate: dumbass kid falls. should be dead. hits awning. doesn't die. lives to see his 5th birthday.

He must be so proud speeding all the time and taking out four kids.

This moped is pumping out way too much horsepower for this loser!

Earlier that afternoon, he'd refused to tell them how to get to Sesame Street for fear they might rob him.

Okay, who's putting steroids in the school cafeteria's rice? Damn.

His extra-curricular activities now include physical therapy.

This is how you catch the bus for free.

Despite being at the age where 7am means SpongeBob time, this is pretty bad ass.

Kid beaten and left unconscious on bridge.

This guy gathers a pretty decent crowd to watch him do a rather short jump off a short roof and he still manages to scre...

Either being unconscious doesn't count as a victory in Russia or this guy is a classic overachiever.

They are taught everything from the west is bad, but maybe a Mcdonalds burger is more healty than this.

Never went on a field trip like that when I was in school.

That's gonna be a sissy for sure.

Daddy didn't trust his babysitter so he planted a hidden camera. All is fine, they were only blowing, drinking and doing...

Normally cars ram kids but this time it's the otherway around.

How dumb are these kids?

A couple of kids try to jack a street sweeper, but he quickly shows them that you don't mess with people from the street...

That's not gonna get you re-elected.

Tough guy delivers random punch to emo kid in front of his girlfriend.

I know this is the closest you can get to the cashier but check if there are kids nearby.

The Emo kid doesn't fight back, and it's not just because he's a pussy. It's also because he can't believe that he just ...

The Vietnamese space program has gotten off to a great start.

I think he took a wrong turn in the vents, the kitchen was to the right.

Sweet, he beat the shit that was definitely scared out of him, to the ground. Winner!

Wow that's gonna leave a big mark.

Probably one of the most embarrassing moments he'll ever have to live through.

I have to see I wouldn't be the wordt death you could imagine. Killed by a Ferrari.

Unfortunately sometimes when you turn the other cheek, it just prolongs the ass whooping.