I've heard about the triads being good fighters but this looks more like a ninja turtles fight.

That suspect didn't know what hit him.

They have to learn from Jackie Chan. Because this sucks.

I put all my money on the kung fu master. I've seen the video already.

This preacher farts and kung fu slaps pain and satan right out of you.

For the first time in criminal history, this guy actually deserves every penny he stole. That kick was amazing.

Forget the translation, I just love the Japanese.