The normal black tire marks were replaced by shit marks....lucky save.

If there's anything a man must experience before walking of his college campus for the last time.

Drunken idiot hit by metro.

But when it comes to high budget Bollywood, who the fuck is?

Pizza delivery man didn't expect free pussy.

Gentleman - we give you the promised land your penis has always dreamed of.

Sometimes it pays off to be slow as fuck.

I bet he's having a party right now!

Almost loses her legs to a Porsche.

Someone up there really wanted him dead.

Dude is making out with a chick but she turns out to be aggressive.

Man goes through bridesmaid's train on his back!

Hitting a deer at 90 mph usually results in serious injury, this rider even managed to stay on his bike.

Damn that's one hot looking chick.

Man goes through bridesmaid's train on his back!

How did he not get killed.

China, where one human life is worth nothing.

This would be the most macabre--and awesome--squeak toy you could get for a baby.

I bet they bought some lottery tickets afterwards.

Damn that was close!

Two cars crash in front of chick and start flying around her.

I have to say he's really lucky, nobody wants to die by Lada.

What an amazing machine so effective it only took like 2 minutes.

Respect for this man, the way he dodges two trains, stunt choreographers can only dream of.

Sometimes, a crosswalk can become a cross-run-for-your-life.

This girl is extremely lucky.

I want to believe in reincarnation, because maybe if I'm a good enough person in this life, I can come back as this socc...

Amazingly, this worker survives being run over by a truck.

This guy is the unluckiest dude in the world.

I would've taken advantage of that naked slut straight away.