And that my friends is the fastest way to turn a perfectly good human being into carrot in under 5 seconds. Beat that, A...

I don't know what he was on but that shit was crazy.

All fun and games but Gaga was fucking pissed.

WOW. They made Detroit look cool.

Maniac stabs himself over two people he just murdered.

Instant classic, she just wants to fuck.

This is just sad, I'm crying a little bit right now.

Guy angry at everything made in China. That's what getting fired and two sixpacks of Coors do to you.

First MJ and now Madonna, I think it's not gonna be long before we can flashmob on material girl.

Leave the Fourth of July celebrations to us Americans, eh comrade? We're professionals.

This guys explanation of one of his clients complaints is hilarious.

Hahaha this had me laughin' hard. The guy was smart enough to record this too so we can see her reaction.

I wonder what kind of small mammals that thing eats...

It's actually a pretty fun ride for the girl hitting the ground. Other then all those bald spots and whiplash.

Thank god for this one I can't stand that cocky bitch.

If you are going to fuck this guys girl, make sure you hide your boat first.

Another date rape gone wrong. Unlucky for him she was packing.

If they start making Darwin honorable mentions, I know one guy who's in the running for the first one.

Great fun for kids during arts and crafts class.

The train cant stop because it has places to be. A dead guy? who cares.

when did being a whore become cool enough that idiot chicks buy stripper poles?

It's been a while since I saw office rage. I thought it was near extinction, well guess again.

This guy gets so frustrated at waiting he decides to push up the lever himself.

A scantily clad Asian hottie sets up a stripper pole in her bedroom to show off her new moves to the webcam.

His son maxed out daddy's credit card.

Damn Tyra is steamin' mad at Britney, she yells the crap out of her. You go girl!!

Guitarist from Jackyl comes on the show and starts cutting up Toms desk with a chainsaw. None of it was planned and To...

This granny is pissed about something and she isn't afraid to use her colorful vocabulary to express herself.

A skater squirts ketchup all over the back of a fat dude who is abusing them for skating near him.

If you are fed up with a chick just give her the knife hand.