Holy shit pay the toll or get killed.

The power of menstruating truly is unlimited.

I'm not a doctor but that doesn't look good.

Maria Aguilar crippled the dog with a shovel. She faces two felony counts and really needs to die fast.

With all the knifings we've been seeing, I'd suggest regulating knife ownership, but then we'd probably just see a spate...

Oh boy, this drive-by abortion went totally haywire. He was looking for a woman "with child" but got the wrong target.

Guess she found that penny she dropped...

This mailman is crazy obsessive compulsive. I can't imagine how he gets any routes done!

Pretty good dude, next time leave the door in the sockets.

If I got ahold of this woman, I'm not sure what I would do. But cutting off her breasts and stuffing them in her vagina ...

Sometimes you just have to take your anger out on the nearest old person. Especially disabled ones.

Don't know much about construction, but that's not supposed to be here.

The first rule of owning a classic car like this 1967 Shelby Cobra is women are only allowed to sit in the passenger sea...

That looked pretty natural to me.

Dude I know it's cold outside but there has got to be a better way!

This is just sad, I'm crying a little bit right now.

I think you can leave the wo part away, she looks like a man.

Probably the cheapest towing hook ever!

She usually has more fun wrapping herself around a pole.

The real question here is what does he tell the guys at the lot when he returns it after the test drive?

After seeing this, I'm thoroughly convinced it's time for God to send another flood.

Some people deserve to experience the torturous Chinese legal and penal system.

Before blasting the fat bitch.

They fucked before marriage so her family is mad.

Um.. you had plenty of parking spaces to choose from.

Laughing cameraman can't help it.

Notice she didn't faint at the Mall of America because she knows they don't take Pesos.

Dude, you idiot, you are buying him a new windshield.

It turns out a bottle is great for drinking out of but poor for defending yourself.

The guys hat ended up on the pool table. Nice punch by the cowboy.