Sir, permission to shit my pants uncontrollably sir. Thank you sir.

What do you get when you put thirty two meth-heads in a room? A complete set of teeth.

Drunk whore at a club takes off her pants and you can see the tampon.

Well in her defense it isn't the most flashy thing.

Stay slutty babe...it works as long as you want it to.

If you want to end up with a mouth like this then by all means go ahead.

See what happens when you keep messing around with growth hormones?

Yes my fellow friends that is a camel carrying a car on his back uphill.

Well, it's better than last time he was at the playground. His house is still a red dot on the sexual predator map.

By far the most entertaining car thief of all time. If he had this much motivation to get a job, he would be a CEO by ...

How can you sit there like that while the girl puts a hose in her ass. Rip off those panties and shove in something el...

Guy asking his dealers for some meth gets knocked the fuck out.

Gangster rapper vs. paparazzi guy in something I wouldn't call a real fight.

For once im absolutely speechless, wtf?

My ass would have pulled a Jesus and been walking/running on top of the water. What the hell was that.

This is the story of Mike Wamsley and Janelle Hornical, the Bizarre 911 calls made on the night they freeze to death...

This chick is absolutely insane.

Drugs don\'t only fuck you up mentally but as this footage shows, aren\'t good for your looks as well!