You know you've had a good time when you stagger home in just socks and boxers.

Don't try this at home, because you may not have much of a home left afterward.

At least their tasers don't work anymore.

It's also the reason they shouldn't have friends, but that's relative to how high their heads can bounce off cement. ...

When there aren't any waves, the idiots go car surfing. Watch what happens when you slam into the ground instead of th...

If they start making Darwin honorable mentions, I know one guy who's in the running for the first one.

Now I don't feel so bad about filling my bathtub with 12 gauge slugs for the zombie apocalypse. It's finally happeni...

Stupidity has it's price.

I guess if you're stupid enough to attempt this, then you're stupid enough to not check for ice 3 inchess below the su...

"Hey dude, you want your spine?" would have been a better question to ask him.

My grandfather would be spinning in his grave if he saw a garden that unkempt.

When he caught him instead of fighting he should've put it up his arse!

What can I say they are totally insane.

Lots and lots of morons wreck their cars on bollocks.

That's so sad. He was looking for a safe haven to make his icey road evasive manoeuvre. Too bad it was a pond.

Guy and girl fight on the sidewalk and the guy hauls off and punches the girl in the face.

I hate to think what happens when she has to parallel park!

Taking a corner and looking out of the corner to see what\'s coming up or is there already is difficult for some. I t...

Lucky this moron wasn\'t driving during rush hour.

I really have no words for this...except I pray to all things holy I never get stuck with her alone in a dark room.

One moron is hanging out of the sunroof while the bad driver is drifting his suv on the beach and flips his car, cru...

Moron voluntairy lets a baseball slingshot his chest from across the dorm hall. He\'s in a lot of pain.

He got his wish. Welcome to the big time dumb ass.

Guy decided to jump into the lion\'s cage in kiev zoo, and said \'god will save me, if he exists\'. Gues he doesn\'t t...