Little did the loser know, his opponent was a Van Damme fan before he found out he could afford cocaine by the pallet.

It's the shitting of ones pants after it happens that we're kinda concerned about.

This dude never knew what hit him!

This has to be the best gun ever!

Billing itself as a quick tale of violence is going to peak a few interests.

Perfecting the art of getting run over and still landing on your feet must have taken some practice.

Self-nutshot win!

Go figure, the car didn't give back whatsoever.

I don't know why they attacked him, but luckily I don't give a filthy fuck.

Erm, OK. Not quite sure what this is all about.

Well it was a fail for the guy who received the chop.

Cocaine may be a hell of a drug... but whatever this dude is huffin is a shit ton better.

The blonde even came barefoot..like she was trained by her shaolin master.

Just wait till the transition into all-3D media happens - then things like this and porn are going to be REALLY awesome.

Wannabe ninja cuts himself before starting the fight...

If only all of her life's faults could be edited like Facebook pictures.

Apparently there are 5 rednecks in this video but their ninja skills are off the charts, undetectable.

They should have one in every riot.

They kill you with an overdose of jizz in your pants.

That's the last time the convention trusted a Craigs List post from Detroit.

Because sometimes one sucker punch just doesn't get the job done.

It's a tough sight to not see, ninjas on our streets in poverty!

It doesn't count as a blind sided attack when it looks that fucking cool.

You can literally hear this guys legs shatter when he hits the ground. So nice to see!

Seriously I can never get enough of this video, these people have no skill whatsoever, but think they are the bomb.

An impromptu ninja fight emerges on UC Berkeley campus.

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This midget takes out 2 guys with ease!