Dentures before you own a 4-wheeled vehicle? Good luck explaining that to the prostitute you lose your virginity to.

Wow talk about flying, superman would be jealous.

Dont worry, that barbed wire is clearly fake, so is that skin, and those screams of agony.

I didn't know parking lots could be so sexy, and painful at the same time.

Over here some people actually pay for having their asses whipped like this.

Now this is the kind of joke that always works out more painful than it was meant to be.

He hit his balls this hard he pooped himself, LOL.

I got a paper cut once and that was pretty painful too.

It passed more as a suicide attempt though.

What goes around comes around!

Wow, that's got to hurt.

If she had stayed in the kitchen non of this shit would've happened to her.

Apparently it was lodged in his brain, because what the fuck.

I was just wondering today how I could easily break both my shins. Thanks dude.

Wallstreet guys, what else did you expect.

He should have paid attention to those Progressive auto insurance commercials instead of just jerking off to them. You C...

Some people will do anything for a free ride!

I guess he was supposed to be dropped in the water...

If you are not a pro, don't bother.

When they jump in Russia, they don't care where they land.

Who cares these chicks are filthy hot.

The things they come up with. I mean, we have all thought about doing this, but they ACTUALLY do it!

Normally I don't post that played out parkour shit, but this one was hard as hell.

Dude gets a boner from the lambo, he forgets all about the pole.

Don't worry about the giant bruise on your back. I'm sure you'll make it match one of the three popped collar t-shirts.

Girl gets a bottle cap in her at about 100mph.

Turns out that doing body shots off of the bearded lady actually isn't the most embarrassing way to get hammered at the ...

I'm sure once that ego heals he'll be up there trying to be a fool again in no time....

If he was driving in New Jersey he would never have to worry about a left turn hurting him like that.

I quit jerking off for a second just to laugh...