Dude gets a boner from the lambo, he forgets all about the pole.

His first time kite surfing will also be his last.

Don't worry about the giant bruise on your back. I'm sure you'll make it match one of the three popped collar t-shirts.

They come down like dominos!

Girl gets a bottle cap in her at about 100mph.

Turns out that doing body shots off of the bearded lady actually isn't the most embarrassing way to get hammered at the ...

I'm sure once that ego heals he'll be up there trying to be a fool again in no time....

If he was driving in New Jersey he would never have to worry about a left turn hurting him like that.

A Russian Idol contestant moves onto the next round, and jumps right off the stage when going for her ticket.

I quit jerking off for a second just to laugh...

Thank god for her thick ass otherwise she would've broke in two pieces.

Now there really is no fall back to pleasuring himself when the ladies reject him and his amazing magician skills.

Some mice go into the mouse trap twice in a row too but they don't usually make it out the second time.

No matter how fat your ass is, it's not gonna protect you when you drop, ask her, she'll know so.

Good luck eating, drinking and kissing with that thing retard.

Good thing he had a medical expert there to help.

I wonder if he still knows who he is.

Next time I think he should attach a car to each testicle to ensure this moron cant ever reproduce.

This chick knows why.....

Apparently a bleeding ass and minor concussion is worth holding onto a tampon and 10 credit cards full of maxed out de...

Gee who could have predicted that scaling a massive flat surface hundreds of feet in elevation without any ropes or ha...

Watch the chick in the left back.

Don't be a pussy, you knew it would hurt!

I think he now knows that cement is unforgiving... and you shouldn't be jumping 10 ft to it.

Lowrider wheel rim hits a guy right in the Face

Quick and painful beatdown by the kid in black.

Hey, are you OK? Here, pour this beer on your brain it should help with that short term memory loss I just gave you.

That's what you get when you choose steeplechase as a sport.

When i was the biggest kid in school I always did that to my little classmates, until my mom told me it's not healty f...

And finally off to the crematorium he goes.