Dumb shit can't even get out of a parking spot.

That much butter leads to failing.

Where the hell is that first dude walking off to? To go buy a lottery ticket?

Apparently the pole didn't like the jumper so he decided to send him back.

At least he's not making babies anytime soon.

Cartwheels in the sky... I give him a 10.

Having money and being a good driver are two very different things.

She was so sure about her stripper pole skills, too bad the pole didn't cooperate.

Owning a car like that is one thing, driving it properly is another.

Quick on the grab wasn't he?

I like how she just tries to walk it off, instead she wobbles.

It's practiced by men. Men that have never seen a vagina.

She's like a subway everyone gets on her.

No matter how many times I see them, I just can't get enough.

I've seen alot of pole dance fails, but this one is totally different.

It's gonna cost her alot more than 2 dollar now.

The crazy thing is he's mad at the truck driver.

How come he hits the only pole one mile around on every direction?

Don't hit the pole... don't hit the pole... don't hit the pole. Oh fuck it!

Perfect. When they start shooting porn movies in space I know who's getting called first.

Being male and pole dancing and failing at it in my book is a triple fail.

Best fail invention ever, these pole fails keep coming and coming.

Now she'll go on to meet a new fella.

Never wax the floor before a pole dance.

If your belly is the first thing that touches the pole, maybe you shouldn't be on it.

I want her on my next wedding.

Comment from mom right after bedpost breaks: "don't worry sweety, at work they're much more sturdy."

I like how she just plays dead on the floor after she makes contact.

I'm guessing she doesn't have a degree in engineering. Or knows what the word "gravity" means.

That is what happened to the last woman that jumped on my bones.