Ever wondered how it feels to be moments away from stepping onto the stage and performing in front of a roaring crowd?

You have to hear it to believe it.

Slippery rock takes out clueless woman waiting for water ride.

On Live TV... Drags him out like the little pussy he is.

Iraqi insurgent launching mortar almost kills himself while attempting to launch projectile on Iraqi police forces.

Ever fancied yourself as a screaming heavy metal god?

Holy hell a few more inches and his days of reproducing would have been over, although in those undies he's not gonna ge...

She should let all his friends do her in the ass as retribution.

Amateur hot naked mom plays rockband on cam.

Taliban execute police commander with a rocket.

Yup that's gonna be deducted from your allounce.

Better get your ass out of there quickly!

What do you do when you're arm is trapped in between rocks and you're fearing for your life? Why, you shit in your pants...

Hawaii. Come for the pristine beaches. Stay for the top notch trauma care facilities.

That's my kinda girl!

He'd best stick to fighting the sides of barns.

The marine seen in the background adminstering first aid was later given an award for his actions in combat.

No more Rockband tonight.

You know you're in trouble in Afghanistan when even the goats are unimpressed.

Condom rocket fail, what was she thinking she knows where that condom has to go.

Spanish miners are on strike over their wages, and with the close attention to detail as displayed here, I can't imagine...

Wow like the dude says, "this is so dodgy".

Bet her kid on the floor got a bonner from his tight milf mom.

That would make an awesome beer stand.

She definitely owes him a blowjob after the hospital trip. Swallowing included.

Corky from "Life Goes On" and his band Forever Friends.

I bet they bought some lottery tickets afterwards.

I think it's even bullet proof.

Things can get ugly when one redneck tries to request 'Sweet Home Alabama' and the other one wants to hear 'Freebird.'

The one thing this boat wasn't made for.