Woman delivers ridiculous beating to another female outside of a grocery store.

This could very well be the bloodiest match in MMA history and these guys aren't even professionals.

Boom.... headshot... headache....

The three hundred bucks he robbed will definitely cover his court costs. Good thinking.

Those angry myspace comments aren't gonna help you in a real fight.

I like the choke out move in the top center at around :30 seconds. That would work great on a first date.

You have the right to remain silent. After I give you a concussion in the most brutal way possible. Hippie.

You are about to witness a very effective way to curb someone's anger.

I love surprises, now I'm not so sure anymore.

No wonder people hate waiting at the bus stop.

Wow. He must really get a kick out of horribly abusing women.

If you can't practice the karate chops you learned from Chuck Norris movies on your belligerent girlfriend, then who c...

He went 200 feet through the air with brain damage and all and stil did not cross the finish line.

If you walk up and sucker punch someone out of the blue I promise I will talk like an over excited owl for a week.

Next time you're buying drugs in Norway ask the dealer for a discount. I bet you'll get a kick out of his reaction.

These girls seem pretty well versed in dragon style and in a couple years they'll be experts in doggie style.

Wow, this tight little, white, teen chick destroys a black girl so bad, Jesse Jackson's balls hurt.

He went extra rounds, but only with himself.

This is what happens when hippies run zoos and try to turn animals vegan.

These two hot chicks rip each others' eyes out.

Street fighting has never been so precise before. He should play for a soccer team with skills like that.

Let's see. Party? Check. Alcohol? Check. Drunk who thinks he's Rocky? Check. Random neon sign sporting the logo of shi...

Smashing face first into the floor probably feels good compared to a hit like that.

I think we have it better over here in America. Our teachers only beat us in the bedroom after school.

The funniest part is the very end when the guy who has been minding his own business the whole time gets up to show ...

This is the entire thing but I doubt you can even watch it all the way through.

That guy's just mad because he recently lost his job at Lehman Brothers.

It's always a bad sign when someone with a camera is angling for the best film your polite discussion.

Prisons can't possibly give you that same eyeball matter on the bottom of your shoe satisfaction.

With tackling skills like that we can just kill all the Brett Favre talk now and get her on the Jets defensive line.