Some of these have been around a while but they make me laugh every time, very funny!

young buck eats shit trying to be cool. stay off motorcycles when you are rapping.

They can fire my gun anytime. Just lock and load.

She's got a knife in her gut. "Yeah, we're fine." Also, the tackle is pretty sweet.

The sequel to Mean Girls, Mean Girls 2: Skanks Vs Skeezers.

Did you know that 300 people a year die from recoil-related accidents? Well, you shouldn't because I just made it up.

Some people deserve to experience the torturous Chinese legal and penal system.

Getting that spare was easy, there where only three pins left.

This will make you feel so civilized and superior.

Love is a bitch sometimes. Word to the wise, everything that floats, fucks or flies, rent it.

They got to be implaints cause they're perfectly shaped. Anyways RIP. Sorry for the no audio

It's a new drug in russian and well if you take too much....

Is the need to pump your fist so desirable that it's worth getting a felony over?

This mofo really doesn't give a fuck, put him against the wall.

Lacking guns? A hammer will do fine as well.

You'd think that all those loads base jumping into her orifices from stranger's penises on a daily basis would leave her...

The element of surprise is increasingly difficult to come by, but, wow, that was surprising!

A very bad combination to begin with.

If the clerk had only accepted that the woman was a size 12 when she insisted it, this transaction might have gone very ...

Buona sera! Premiere aka maffiaboss Silvio Berlusconi has been smacked with a statue on his face.

Damn these pedestrians really fucked up this drivers day.

The Emo kid doesn't fight back, and it's not just because he's a pussy. It's also because he can't believe that he just ...

Using the hunger problem in our country to promote yourself is all fun and games until a frozen ham breaks your nose.

Roll the taliban down the hill the hottest new game from Afghanistan.

I hate cops and I hate drunks. Doing his job would of been to just arrest the idiot. Both are a waste of skin and oxygen...

considering he had security guard he probobly where rich and powerful.

When they exchanged insurance information, the Bedouins just gave the guy a turban with the word "oops" scrawled on it i...

But... he had a bikers jacket on. That's supposed to make you indestructible!

Wow she can take 6 cocks at once.

Apparently, the white guy heard his name mentioned, informed the black guy of it but remained afraid that the black guy ...