My God, Ninjas have returned, and they want all our credit union cash to fund their future invasion.

US private contractor in Iraq, formerly known as Blackwater, running over a woman with a car, smashing into Iraqi cars t...

That flight must have been coming in from Crazystan.

16yo kid stab woman.

Yup she was texting again!

There are only so many sexy AdultFriendFinder ads a man can take before being pushed over the edge.

Can't think of a way to kill yourself without bringing other people into it?

She was lucky lady to come through the side door and not the windshield.

Russian gamer physically attacks and violates woman after watching porn.

I think she tried to change her mind once the noose went tight but it was too late.

Totally in shock tries to call for help.

Had this happened in Russia that driver would be Olympic-bound. But alas, she's wheelchair bound instead.

Elderly woman walks in front of bus is dragged and run over in fatal accident.

On the plus side, the pain from all those kicks to the face will drown out that hang-over of his tomorrow.

I couldn't make this shit up, watch the video and get ready to die laughing...

She's been feeling under pressure lately, she hasn't exactly been having a very Goodyear.

Be thankful for what you have, don't do drugs or you could end up on the end of Letitia's blade.

You can't make this shit up, only in Russia can you get raped by a polar bear whilst sitting on a porta potty in town.

Woah, calm down ladies. Can't we settle this like adults?

Something tells me this drama queen gets molested at the doctors and the dentist.

Lets keep it at wild animal.

It looks like she zigged when she should have zagged.

Trust me gymnasts will be jealous.

Did she fall or did she jump?

She even tossed the Ronald McDonald House coin jar into the fry bin... NOT COOL!

How the hell can you not hear something this big on your ass.

This guy needs to be caught quickly, news reports claim he even bit her on the ass.

Real classy cunt there. I bet her boyfriend/husband/handler is very proud of that.

One more reason NOT to ever go to Brazil.

Damn, that float is higher than a house.