"You gonna have to carry my ass out!" Ask and you shall receive.

Time to change your career i'm sure you would do well in porn....you only have to lay on your back.

This was captured by a security cam at a 24 hour supermarket near Kharkiv.

Now that's what I call power!

How mad would you go if you saw someone doing this to your car!

You can't fight city hall, but you can carve it up pretty well.

Holy shit pay the toll or get killed.

I'm all for abusing women as long as it's with a stick thinner in diameter than your thumb, but this is just uncalled fo...

'I'm so fucking stupid I did not see all the rocks on the road'.

Brazil: a great place to visit unless you value your life.

I think she pooped herself.

Excuse me sir there is something stuck on your front bumper, you might wanna take a look at it.

I bet that will hurt when he's gonna take a shit..

Some of these have been around a while but they make me laugh every time, very funny!

Insecure cop, thinks every biker is a dangerous hells angels member.

I'm guessing he's not that happy with the HP client support.

Here’s a pretty fucking weird story straight from the fucking gutter.

Palestinian kids show calls for the death of Americans,Jews,Danes and other infidels.

Nothing like getting the thumbs up and then getting knocked down.

This crash is so lame it belongs in a looney tunes cartoon.

I think this ass speaks for itself.

Technology obviously does not come with emotional intelligence. this is just cruel.

They were just trying to help him fit in. Adding a little bit of red to his yellow jumpsuit should turn it a nice shade ...

After watching this it made me realize what we do to ginger kids isn't so bad.

No ring girls were harmed during this post fight interview.

Bar visitor takes out two robbers.

Don't hide it girl I know it hurt. I can see it in your eyes.

Delivering pizza can be difficult, you have to know when to apply brakes.

She's studying abroad for school but her hungry little vagina wasn't left at home this time...

This is what happens when news stations hire dumb blondes instead of competent people.