That's a sight I would mind seening close up.

Speaking of not pressing the big red button, I punched a clown the other day. I thought it was funny.

That giant siren and reflective stickers over 90% of the car really make it hard to distinguish.

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He now has a hole in his hand. That opens up some interesting masturbation options.