Asked for a comment, the compressor said "What do you expect? I'm a compressor-- I compress shit!"

I have no clue what this goofy chick was trying to do but I think its a safe bet this wasn't it.

Someone is going to be late for school today.

I'm not sure what this is all about but i'm pretty sure the woman is trying to get a really big lawsuit.

It's almost unnatural to see suburban white girls get their ass shaking on like this.

They look like future wallmart stockers.

I've never seen a hotter cam babe than this, Im her number one fan.

It’s pretty obvious that Lohan has never been sober. She was probably drinking in rehab, but paid off the facility to ...

I haven't seen a computer teacher get so mad since the great pascal/basic debate of 89.

Two drunk russians fight it out once and for all.

No worries people it was probably just a minor detour due to road maintenance

So, if your table is completely destroyed, do you still have to leave a tip?

I love drunk girls they make you laugh, and you can use them in every way you want.

Only the most up scale and highest class citizens travel around in groups and pound on a single girl.

I'm actually starting to like this a-hole.

Hey that's what you get for reporting on freeing Tibet.

Boy o boy, after all theses years, kids and scandals I'd still tap that.

That is why you should never ever crawl out of the door of car on a public road. Leave that stuff for the drive way.

He's an "Artist" and gets upset that these guys are filming him.

He was probably trying to show a trick for a KFC commercial.

Brainna can i ask your ass to merry me?

You seriously can't any hotter then that.

The bunny boiler is back again trying to steal some poor girls boyfriend.

Couple of wannabe macho\'s start kicking the shit out of a guy carpark employee in las vegas.