Uni-ball having fruit cup tries to impress a girl with his knowledge of door hardware seconds before she marks herself i...

Now she's asking for it!

Thank god he was wearing his safety vest.

Twenty bucks says it tasted better then the moonshine he got lit up from earlier.

Alcoholism is just wonderful isn't it. Heres to her beer > family > marriage....cheers.

Damn he looks like me! I know I rented a car there and had something to drink.....

Thank you, Mr. Daniels. Thank you, Mr. Guiness. Muchos Gracias, Senor Tequila.

This is rare footage of Britney before she shaved her head and went into rehab. watch closely at the signs of alcoholi...

These guys are truly hilarious.