Look dad, thanks to this holiday I finally learned how to dance real sexy.

Are you laughing? You're going to hell.

Even on a tough shot like this, she gets the job done with one stroke.

Me and my girlfriend having a small break at the gas station. I wonder why everybody is looking at us.

Let's just say, that's a big difference.

Here’s some MTV Real World shit that’s not so real world.

And that was the last time he demanded a happy ending massage from his sister.

Before this accident his only kryptonite was high gas prices.

This guy will think twice before making fun of someone again.

If you though driving in Russia was bad, well you haven't met the slovenians.

I never thought I'd be able to say voluptuous and asian in the same sentence.

Who knew the USSR stood for Ugly Street Sluts Republic?

In Brazil, a hitman is still affordable. That's because they ride a bike and not a sportscar.

3 vs 1 is always a fair fight. Anyways im not sure of the reason this guy got his ass kicked so badly.

And I bet you thought the only way you got robbed at the gas station was by the prices.

Judging by the way he talks and acts he probably has a fashion item on the show.

I imagine it's hard to tweet about your protesting experience when your eyes have been shot out.

The last kid half his age that touched him there sent him to jail. Back off.

Check out the customer simply enjoying the view of a multiple stabbing on innocent females. What a guy.

I guess, only in Russia?

Kid on bike swings bat, pulls gun and shoots two bikers dead.

They rushed to the air in hopes they were the first in the world to find pictures from inside Air France 447. Turned out...

Well then we just do it outside, no problem bro.

Try to imagine the endless possibilities when you're pounding a chick as flexible as this one.

Ahh... the crushing sound of someone losing their job.

They thought the worst that could come of this could be not being allowed to go to prom.

That's why you wait until AFTER you got to the hospital to tell them you don't have insurance.

Seeing Karma in action before your eyes is a truly cathartic experience.

Who the fock was that chick? You can't blame it on TO, she fucked up every obstacle.

Cam girl dances in spandex and shows off one hell of a camel toe.