I doesn't get anymore point blank than this!

Before blasting the fat bitch.

Kanye has only one real talent, making himself look like a fool.

Ugly face with very sexy body.

The new slogan for the Ukraine should be, 'We don't have clean water, but we have wild teen whores'.

This homeowner was worried that the tree in his front yard might one day fall over and hit his house.....

She should get into porn as fast as possible.

This kid is probably the world's most eligible bachelor...

Imagine coming home from a long, hard prison sentence and fucking this chick in the ass!

Anyone want to go for a ride on the PG porn bus?

Dammit, he didn't even swallow. That's weak.

Or the dumbest. Those lines fade into each other sometimes.

Clearly theses guys have never seen a naked cooter.

He failed the mission but on the bright side he did find a hidden package.

Well just execute him and he will whine no more.

This one features to german retards who crash their car on the freeway.

Did someone not give him an award he doesn't deserve again?

Doesn't her know that wearing a popped collar under a sweater makes you unstoppable? How foolish.

Finally, the army of people they hired to cover up accidents with their tiny poster boards had a time to shine.

Gang bangs don't really work in the backseat of an Integra, but it doesn't hurt to try.

I don't have any info on if the guy survived the accident. It looks like the driver was pissed and clearly intentional...

I don't know about that dude and his fumbling around but the ass on that receptionist would make me fall over.

This is more insane than the time I tricked a hot girl into touching my penis by holding a puppy in front of it.

I think her rack speaks for itself.

Imagine sharing a bed with this girl.

Brunettes are dumb too. Blondes you are not alone anymore.

Well apparently two, one steering from the inside and one from the outside.

Thx Britney for again fulfilling one of my fantasy's.