Picking up chicks is easy if you follow his steps.

Shoot like an untrained ape, you get ape like results.

Kid breaks arm in a very nasty way!

Manhole cover explosion rips an arm off.

If you've ever been cut off by someone zig-zagging through traffic, you'll probably appreciate this.

Two douchebags are pretty damn bad at robbing an office.

Hotpants girl with a snapped arm & her boyfriend need help.

Anytime a Russian reaches speeds in excess of 35 mph you know something bad is gonna happen.

You may have big muscles but if your tendons and joints aren't up to it this is gonna happen every time.

Dude on a bike saves young calf.

I think it's about time this guy found another career.

Guy breaks his arm and doesn't get it treated for 2 years, this is the result. Crazy.

Business as usual in the cradle of civilization.

Mess with me and I'll make a snack out of you.

You know they mean business when the arm is targeted.

Cop beats suspect with his rifle and accidentally shoots himself!

Karma hits an old lady with hummer too hard.

I can't tell whether her arm broke or if it was just dislocated...

If I didn't know any better they looked like a couple of girls.

The snap sound made me shiver.

...and passes out hard!

Awesome job man. High five!

That cracking sound of his skull hitting the pavement was brutal, he should have kept his guard up.

Not crying like a girl almost redeems him looking like a 6 foot tall circumsized penis. Almost.

This looks like something out of a horror movie, whatever did this wasn't messing around.

Looks like he had a new item on his menu that day.

Props to the guy in the brown shirt, he kept on fighting even though he was outnumbered two to one.

Gravity: 29283. Dumbasses overstepping their physical limits: 0.

Nah, never saw that one coming.

Yup that's right you read the title correct.