I don't mind I do it all the time.

This chick really knows karate.

I don't know why but that kinda made me horny.

I think Norris finally found his nemisis.

She thought she had to aim at her own head.

Denny's: Come for the $2.00 pancakes. Stay for the 97% chance of contracting hepatitis through an open wound.

Something tells me this drama queen gets molested at the doctors and the dentist.

Wait for it...want for it...boom headshots!

What a sissy I hit my girlfriend like that every day, she can take it.

Next time pick somebody of your own size...kid.

Just once I'd like to see this happen in the middle of a night club fight.

Now that's what I call overacting.

She owes him at least one blowjob for that. Whether he's retarded now or not.

Watch out for Russian chicks, they are dangerous.

Just wait till the transition into all-3D media happens - then things like this and porn are going to be REALLY awesome.

If you are missing any carparts, this is the go-to guy.

Damn as long as she shuts her mouth I dont really care what happens.

Six minutes of pure awesomeness.

Drunk Idiot acting stupid thats going to hurt when he sobers up.

Or chicks on two or four wheels it's all the same.

His fight screams are awesome, but the sound his nunchak makes when it hits the sack is even better.

The special effects of this demo were amazing, ow wait he actually caught fire there.

Yeah, I bet you would never read a title like that in your lifetime. I bet sex with her needs a life insurance policy.

What for, the music sucks, and the singer is fugly.

A woman is suing her tattoo artist for inscribing 56 stars on her face while she was sleeping, instead of the three she ...

This dudes video camera was stolen from his dorm room, unfortunately for him his martial arts demo was uploaded.

Call me dirty and a pedophile but that was kinda hot.

At least he was kind enough to give these guys a hand finding the hidden booty.

The only thing missing is Maury Povich and a microphone.

That was an unfair fight. He was fighting a guy, gravity and balance all at once.