Good thing he waited until the train was actually coming. You can't take chances with those face-first dives into 50,000...

And she wants everybody to know so she does it in a mall.

The robber's gun failed to shoot during the initial brawl and then later when the robber tries to slit his throat he mis...

Sorry I mislead you guys the title is: "Man waits for police to move air bag under him, then drops into it."

Dude tries to jump three mini's.

I tried that once, I failed.

Sources claim he was bankrupt after gambling on the internet, instead he should have been looking up how to commit suici...

Dog overwhelmed with life refuses to be rescued and makes an attempt at suicide.

It's the same goofball that knocked over the ice sculpture last year.

He can't even kill himself.

...doesn't go exactly as planned.

A reporter jumped because he can't stand the ignorance of the Government.

I see a rectal prolapse and an air hole in his future.

What an attention whore she's just waiting to be rescued.

When you look up attention whore in the dictionary you see this guys face.

If only all of her life's faults could be edited like Facebook pictures.

Ey sherlock, don't wanna burst your bubble but that building aint high enough.

Ok I shouldn't be so insensitive, I hope this guy is doing much better now in life.

So much for a career in snowboarding. There's always menstruating competitions.

Earlier that night: "I swear if one more ugly guy asks me for my number, I'll kill myself."

Shes not dumb. Shes concentrating.

Ever heard of making sure the guy is strapped in? I guess not.

No money shots but if you can get off to the sight of an Asian woman blowing ass then today is you're lucky day!

She was wearing white shoes after Labor Day. They should have let her splat.

US cops would have just tasered in self defense. She could have splashed them on the way down.

Emphasis on "attempt". And "Korean".

$80,000 worth of car might give you that penis boost but it does nothing for simple judgment.

Most pathetic attempt ever he did not do one thing right.

Every body got shot to pieces.

He may have gotten a zero on this, but at the Russian drunk Olympic games he is a gold medalist.