When you're not hot enough to get Brad Pitt, just act like one his movie roles instead.

Being hot and secretly a ninja is a huge turn on.

Guy with terrorist shirt applies for homeland security, not a good idea.

Every adult is drunk, the kid has no life vest on and she's letting loose over the side of a speedboat. This has Alaba...

I knew health class could be fun.

Jessica Biel is a cunt. She is being a bitch to the paparazzi, despite living in fucking LA.

Somehow he still lost out on employee of the month to an inanimate carbon ROD!

That swarm of defending guys beating the piss out of you from every direction might be the #1 reason actually.

There goes literally every bone in his body.

When this judge says he's gonna pound the gavel, he's actually referring to his right fist.

That's an accident waiting to happen.

Lights out in russia, left in the street the only thing better would be if they got run over right after.

In the wrestling world they call this a botched spot. In the real world they call it justification.

This chick is the worst of the worst of the worst in parking history.

Be on the lookout for Dirty Harry in a sandbox near you.

I saw that coming. Never get a haircut in Russia the barber is probably drunk.

Lesson number one in flying your chopper is wider than the cabin you fly in.

The rushed approach to fishing always has complications. Like losing a limb.

This sailor came pretty close to becoming the Rocket Man Elton John was singing about.

And if that's not enough how about puking in a bin and then drop with your head in that very same bin.

That must have been kind of a drag.

Reason number 2893 not to start fights with guys twice your size.

These soldiers came within an inch of doing a perfect impression of the French army.

Long straights nowadays seem very hard.

I for one can't wait for the chef take over. They really should be the ones maintaining peace in our cities.

Maybe next time they should make sure no ones in the car.

Good to see they are always going after the real criminals.

Ever since her classmates found our she was a carpet muncher they have been messing with her relentlessly.

What a waste of good flesh I hope it's not permanent.

I hope that is gonna work out, bye bye bike.....