For fuck sakes someone get this bitch a dick to suck or a 50% off sweater or something.

No wonder mail order brides only come out of Russia now. Not that I would know that personally or anything.

I still don't know what she did, but I can think of 99 ways to shut her up.

The irony is a real IQ test makes her do the same thing.

One of the employees goes totally ballistic and kicks the shit out of a co-worker.