This is just the choreography to the popular Christmas classic, Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer.

Jesus. What the **** was that? Normally bars do last call but they don't close so radically.

When blue collar white trash drink WAY too much after work.

If the clerk had only accepted that the woman was a size 12 when she insisted it, this transaction might have gone very ...

Her tits are all natural, and she loves a bareback ride with a stranger.

Bar fight caught by CCTV shows Ethiopian man being run over by angry patron.

For some reason I was not surprised at all.

Some girl loses her lunch in a plane but the barf bag doesnt work.

If David Ortiz was a stone cold armed robber, he might do it just like this.

A desperate crook strikes a clerk in the face with a crowbar to get to the cash in the register.

Apparently they didn't love him long time over there.

Two naked robbers undergo excruciating levels of public humiliation.

I thought this only happened in cartoons. He's going to find a carrot stuck in the end of the barrel.

These asses are simply amazing.

She probably got some kind of pocahontas education.

Just a few inches and he'd have been cut in half!

If I didn't know any better, I'd say that's what turks look like.

Where the fuck was that trick, I was only looking at her rack.

Now you know why these guys are wrestlers and you're not.

He may be shopping at Joe Rogan Inc. but it still doesn't give you the right to run your mouth on the internet.

Had she successfully jumped off that building her family would have been crushed...as would she.

That had to be just a tad embarrassing.

Girls getting into your pants isn't always so enjoyable.

I very wise man once told me never ever point the barrel of a gun at your own face.

Apprently she has a sextape if someone has it hook me up.

Drunk college tramp has the most nasty puke you'll ever see.

It's not uncommon for someone to shoot their load prematurely at a strip club, but most guys don't get 30 years in jail ...

This officer got suspended when he was caught talking shit about a murder at a local bar.

Even when they are pretending to drive they mess everything up.

After spending millions, they had to reprogram this car to be neither Asian nor female.