Until I see an ad to be Tila Tequila's underwear on Craigslist, this bitch just climbed to the top of the list of shit I...

She's not even a mom yet but she already one the mother of the year award!

...cause it looks like it's trying to make a desperate escape.

What the hell was she doing except wrecking both cars....

Even her ass couldn't cope with it.

As usual nobody gives a damn about the half decapitated scooter rider from Asia.

Why the hell would you do that, check out those boobs.

Small Japanese dude has a confrontion with more than he bargained for.

Wow the blonde really locked her fist on the other chicks jaw, too bad it wasn't hard enough.

She'd better stick to making sandwiches next time.

And this old geazer pays the toll.

A man can only take so much abuse, so after a while he throws her into the christmas trees.

Don't want to get kneed in the face? Don't take up a hobby that requires a special outfit. Think about it.

Admittedly this would have been better with a equally detailed teabagging demonstration. But we'll take what we can get.

In retrospect, letting a guy that clearly owns the entire box set of Three Ninjas touch you in any way was a bad idea.

Someone call the Centers for Disease Control and tell them to quarantine that train station pronto.

This was better, cheaper and didn't have 13 group home residents trying to figure out why.

Captain Save-a-Ho getting tased teaches us all a valuable lesson: Don't try to stop hoes from fighting.

Congratulations Adolf. The first time your tits are exposed to the opposite sex without a Denny's bathroom involved.

When you do a stunt like that make sure the coach is long enough or just do one step forward.

The club made the terrible mistake of offering one final twinkie before closing.

For once just a happy camslut that makes me hard.

Chicks need to stay away from anything with wheels.

WTF is this world coming to I so want to kill them.

This girl wonders why everyone always hates their exes.

Cop beats suspect with his rifle and accidentally shoots himself!

of the year may have caused brain damage.

Clean up on aisle thr..... fuck it clean up everywhere please.

Screaming and air chopping isn't going to get you anywhere.

Horse was fed up walking this fat bitch.