You probably think I'm a freak when I tell you I still jerk off to Carmen Electra at least once a week.

Just kickin' the chair gangsta style.

The kick crushed his chest? .. his mouth and ears started bleeding and he couldnt fight with the serious heart injury.

You know you're a redneck when you drop an engine in a La-Z-Boy.

This is how dumb blondes are, he actually paid them each 20 bucks to beat him OFF.

Who's the biggest loser? The guy who hasn't showered, or the girl who is still with the guy who doesn't shower?

Hahaha this had me laughin' hard. The guy was smart enough to record this too so we can see her reaction.

This kid is probably the world's most eligible bachelor...

Hahaha this had me laughin hard. The guy was smart enough to record this too so we can see her reaction.

They find out why you shouldn't rear end a dump truck on a motorcycle.

Something about a girl with 20 shots in her talking about her child just doesn't make sense to me.

This stupid bitch was just convicted of manslaughter after she got her boyfriend to attack a man over a parking lot di...

This dude went after his ex girlfriends new boyfriend with a hammer in a shopping mall.

I dont think she understood what her therapist said about keeping her emotions all bottled up.

The boyfriend is a huge pussy. This is his one opportunity to beat the shit out of a group of prissy girls without any...

Trying to outrun a maniac driver in a speeding car was too much for this guy.

This is tragic as this poor little kid just went to have a good time and see the trucks.

She's fed up with him playing xbox all the time. Who would want to when you have a hot chick like that.

Don't mess with this Goliath he will grease you up with his nasty sweety body.

The joys of being a little kid.

Wonder if the sex was worth all that?

Don't you just love high school. I was more in the bathroom then in class.

I have to say being hit on while your leg is missing and your boyfriend is dead on the road is going way too far.

They are all just dirty whores in the end anyway and I like em that way.

Well he's already had both of them between his legs so I guess this is just the cherry on top of that cake.

He's really just renting the wad of cash because once he starts shitting his liver out I'm sure it will be easy to sna...

Even a lifetime of angst can't hurt that badly when it's being delivered by a 75lb body.

Police have released CCTV footage of a 14-year-old boy being struck by a bus outside a school in southern Scotland.

Mike Tyson's punch out taught me the same move but I can never get the star to appear over my opponents head in real l...

I bet he hits her alot at home.