Picking up chicks is easy if you follow his steps.

Probably local trash, looking for a free piece of ass and a cheap high.

He is a failure at every level.

Good thing that everyone helped him out so quickly.

He should have carried on. He still had a leg and two arms to fight with, has he never watched Karate Kid.

Totally uncalled for, but I recognize that kind of rage.

How on earth was he able to not spot the fucking gate!

Kid breaks arm in a very nasty way!

Don't stand in such a fucking ridiculous place.

Damn all this over the latest Asian vacuum cleaner, I know it sucks your cock and doubles up as a child but o'rly.

...by kicking one in the head.

nice one bitch you broke the guy's leg!

This had nothing to do with being a gymnast.

Well one thing is for sure, he's a gonner.

Just to think, someone WAS breaking their back to put him through school...

5 seconds away from making the world's largest pig fat shish kebob, and disaster strikes.

Was that a fucking karate chop thrown in there? Apparently Enter The Dragon on VHS has consequences.

Cause their shit is broken even before you buy it.

What a waste of gods elixer.

I bet this dude is a pretty good at road rage as well.

Wait for the Mom to come in the picture and pass some slightly racist, truthful, comments.

Damn she even managed to do it on a trampoline.

Mess with me and I'll make a snack out of you.

You know they mean business when the arm is targeted.

Holy shit, I hope he got his sandwich after that.

Bad craftsmanship on table can really ruin a girls night.

The snap sound made me shiver.

Check out the smooth dance moves this gorilla pulls off! Think you could do better than that?

Happenned in Gaza, the guy was accused of dealing drugs, I don't think he'll be doing it again anytime soon.

What the hell was he thinking? A smack would fix it?