Picking up chicks is easy if you follow his steps.

He is a failure at every level.

Good thing that everyone helped him out so quickly.

Totally uncalled for, but I recognize that kind of rage.

Don't stand in such a fucking ridiculous place.

Damn all this over the latest Asian vacuum cleaner, I know it sucks your cock and doubles up as a child but o'rly.

...by kicking one in the head.

Well one thing is for sure, he's a gonner.

Just to think, someone WAS breaking their back to put him through school...

Was that a fucking karate chop thrown in there? Apparently Enter The Dragon on VHS has consequences.

Damn she even managed to do it on a trampoline.

You know they mean business when the arm is targeted.

Holy shit, I hope he got his sandwich after that.

Bad craftsmanship on table can really ruin a girls night.

The snap sound made me shiver.

Not crying like a girl almost redeems him looking like a 6 foot tall circumsized penis. Almost.

Shit, you give a guy one bad blowjob and all hell breaks loose.

Before you go and feel sorry for him, just think of all the pity dick this is going to get him.

Cut a black man in line at White Castle and you'll get jumped. But do it while waiting to bust a nut on some white bitch...

Bad craftsmanship on table can really ruin a girls night.

Well that's the end of his career right there.

That's gonna be deducted from his paycheck dude.

I couldn't care less, that chick is smokin' hot.

Don't ask me how, she just did.

Don't worry, he survived and will be back to trolling your son on XBox live in no time.

Ouch, that must really hurt!

No, not the left! She needs that for her night job!

Are her tits okay?! Seriously, somebody fucking tell me if her tits are okay.

Let me translate: dumbass kid falls. should be dead. hits awning. doesn't die. lives to see his 5th birthday.

Columbian girl almost breaks her neck in gymnastic blunder.