Letting a big drunk guy punch you MIGHT make you look cool for a minute, but only eating with a straw for 4 months defin...

Since when does mall security actually know how to fight?

There's a reason they call it a "break neck" pace.

Riding in elevators definitely has it's ups and downs.

Amazingly, strapping yourself to a fifteen hundred pound, extremely pissed off animal with horns can end less than fav...

A dad brings this fight to an end with a swift boot kick of justice.

I knew health class could be fun.

Why don't they just go fishing or something?

Now he can be the chicken head he always dreamed of being.

It's OK, you can always get a new bum.

I dont think she understood what her therapist said about keeping her emotions all bottled up.

Never weigh more than the vehicle your driving.

That's what you get when nerds fight, there is no controle.

The girl working the counter was like, 'I know nothing, I see nothing'....

Never play truth or dare with a girl that knows how to turn a bathroom into a wrestling ring.

It's been a while the Wii has been out for over a year but morons like this still exist.

I present you with the first non-fish eye version of skater rage.

In his defence she is hot... and has a lovely chest.

The anger is strong in this one my master.

The size of the man's cojones are inversely proportional to the size of his brain!

Can you really trust this guy as your chairman?

She's just practicing the position she plans to be in all night.

And scientists said to believe that stuff like this was only possible in cartoons.

It turns out talking shit in person is totally different then talking shit in Halo 3.

After 18 beers and 4 tequila shots Adam really believed he could build a hot freshman girl named Eve out of two of his...

The force is strong within this one.

What a die hard, despite the fire he keeps on going, they must really need the ratings.

Not sure what I just watched. Either a bad fight or a bad porn. Either way, I regret it.

Hmm, Weird. I thought the human body could sustain a tire in the back at 50mph.

This kid snaps his own arm right over his knee.